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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via extremely-undecided)

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(via extremely-undecided)

Source: collectiveassbutts
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"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(via stayyyy-weird)

Source: cachaemic
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"If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it."

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unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via n0thingbutgoodvibes)

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via n0thingbutgoodvibes)

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heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via n0thingbutgoodvibes)

Source: kaname-madoka
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alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via n0thingbutgoodvibes)

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balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

(via n0thingbutgoodvibes)

Source: kisedbyfire
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