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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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THIS.
This should be on every billboard across the world until people truly understand it’s meaning and everyone accepts everyone else as equals
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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
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JUST BECAUSE YOU MISS SOMEONE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THEM. MOVE ON AND ORDER A LARGE PIZZA.
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i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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If you don’t know what this is, I seriously question your existence right now.
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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